Photographer Business Cards

 

I know a guy who is really into his profession. Ever since we were kids, he has had a fascination with cameras and photography. Every time when we would go out, he would always bring his camera along. It was an appendage for him. He never went anywhere without it. I will never forget the time that we went to a park together. He took pictures of us riding every single roller coaster in the park. Back then, the roller coasters were not as intense as they are today. They were however, the top of the line back in those days. I will always remember the time that we rode the biggest roller coaster in the park, which was called: "Colossus", backwards! It was a special occasion and was the only time of year that the park operated the coaster backwards.

Many years have gone by since those amazing days. Both of us have moved forward and gone on to marry wonderful women. My friend's marriage has suffered greatly in recent times though because of his strange obsession with photography. You see, my friend is a sex addict. Since we were kids and went our separate ways, his life went in a completely different direction than mine. He told me one day at a coffee shop that he became of obsessed with photographing beautiful women. At first this did not sound like anything strange or unusual. But his obsession, took its toll on his marriage. His wife was very insecure and as a result, she began to monitor his actions on a daily basis. Her jealousies lead to the hiring of a private detective. She instructed the private detective to follow her husband everywhere that he went. During the course of the detective's investigation, he followed my old friend to a strip club. While he was in there, he took many photographs of my friend engaging in conversations with the strippers. One of the things he noticed was my friend handing out some sort of photographer business cards. It seemed that my old friend was on a mission to recruit clients for his secret nude photography business. Who would have thought that my long time friend from the past would have become such an ungrateful participant in the institution of marriage? When I found out we had a long talk and I am happy to say now that he has changed his ways.

It turned out that my friend was the subject of a new television show called "Cheaters". This show profiles the activities of cheating husbands and wives. My poor friend was caught red handed while at a bar with an ambitious stripper who was eager to compile a sexy portfolio of her work and abilities in the adult entertainment world. Now, my old photographer friend has hit bottom. His wife has left him and his dream of been a professional photographer has dashed. Now he has learned to the grateful for what he has.

 

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